Archive - The Humor of Melvin Durai

Don't Get Carried Away With Multitasking

Life can get quite busy for many of us.

Jan 12, 2024 •

Animal Affection: You've Got to Draw a Line Somewhere

If you own a dog or cat, I have a piece of advice for you: no matter how cute or lovable your pet is, please refrain from any kissing.

Jan 21 •

For a Long Marriage, Set Your Expectations Low

My wife, Malathi, and I have been married for more than 24 years, but that’s nothing compared to Manoel Angelim Dino and Maria de Sousa Dino.

Mar 14 •

The Bald Truth is Staring Back in the Mirror

I have some news that will not shock anyone who has been around me the last few years: I’m going bald.

Dec 28, 2024 •

Be Careful What You 'Feed' Your Animals

Did you hear about the poor water buffalo in India that had to undergo jewelry-extraction surgery?

Oct 13, 2023 •

'Stupid' Crimes Deserve 'Stupid' Punishments

I’ve never committed a crime that required me to go before a judge—and I hope I never do.

Jan 6, 2024 •

Time to Make Your New Year's Resolutions

In just a few days, we’ll be welcoming 2024.

Dec 29, 2023 •

Nothing More Exciting Than Birthday Greetings From Your Dentist

I just had a birthday and received greetings by text and email from several friends and family members, as well as my dentist.

May 26, 2023 •

Monkeys Need to be Gainfully Employed

If you ask the experts why the crime rate is high among young people in some countries, they will tell you that it’s because there aren’t enough jobs.

Feb 9, 2024 •

Trump Has Great Plans for Canada

A few months into his second term as president, Donald Trump stood before the White House press corps to make a special announcement.

Feb 14 •

Leaving America? Here’s a Helpful Immigration Guide

Now that Donald Trump is heading back to the White House, many Americans are thinking of heading to another country.

Nov 8, 2024 •

Think Twice Before Changing Your Name

If you are considering changing your name, I have some advice for you: don’t.

Sep 22, 2023 •

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