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V Kelly-Sibley's avatar

The minimum wage for monkeys, cracked me up.

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Bill Southern's avatar

I think if governments would provide free iPhones to monkeys, that would solve the problem - they simply want to play Candy Crush.

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Melvin Durai's avatar

My wife's iPhone confuses me (I have an android), but I'm not as smart as some of these monkeys.

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Bill Southern's avatar

He said Android - that’s adorable. Melvin, we live in an iPhone world, man - even monkeys know that - you don’t see them stealing Android phones.

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Liza Blue's avatar

Fun premise -- made me think of idioms related to monkeys (monkey business, monkey around, etc). The one most relevant to this topic was "organ grinder's monkey" referring to someone who works closely with a powerful person but has no power themselves.

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Melvin Durai's avatar

I was not familiar with "organ grinder's monkey." Learned something today!

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Abhishek Gorla's avatar

“Monkey see, monkey do”

That’s obviously how they learnt to steal iPhones

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Abhishek Gorla's avatar

If AI takes half our jobs and monkeys the other half, then what are we supposed to do?

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