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Bill Southern's avatar

Melvin, help is available for you. In fact, in today’s Rule of Three a solution is provided - you simply have to stay up past 2:00 in the morning to capture it. . .

https://ruleofthree.substack.com/p/as-seen-on-tv

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Melvin Durai's avatar

Any idea where I can still get Great Looking Hair (“GLH”)? I emailed Rudy Giuliani, but unfortunately he had to relinquish his case of GLH as part of his legal settlement.

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ClownWorld Shakespeare's avatar

Work out, stay in shape, post on Substack.... F*%$ hair!

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Liza Blue's avatar

AS a woman, hard to know where to start about how hair contributes to one's identity. I do like to point out to my husband (and he generally agrees) those men who appear to be in love with their hair - they tend to be older men with long flowing grey locks! I think that I need to make another category of completely bald men who are in love with the shape of their head, which seems to be a critical variable in accelerating baldness by shaving!

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