I’ve never committed a crime that required me to go before a judge—and I hope I never do. But if I ever have to face a judge, I hope it’s a judge who doesn’t just want to throw me in prison.
I hope it’s someone who is creative—someone like Municipal Court Judge Gayle Williams-Byers of South Euclid, Ohio.
Williams-Byers once sentenced a 62-year-old man nam…
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