Dear Mrs. Davis,
It is with regret that I must inform you that the church elders and I, in consultation with members of the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Committee of the United Methodist Church Midwest Region, have decided that your dog, Bella, is not eligible for our baptism service.
I know how disappointed you must be, especially since Bella has been…
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